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Addicted to the internet, queen of procrastination, and proud (mostly) Wisconsinite. Yes, that's really what we're called.

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

fabulusly:

i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second

bryanbarnesart:

Rick Genest (Zombie Boy) with full body makeup ON and off. 

bryanbarnesart:

Rick Genest (Zombie Boy) with full body makeup ON and off. 

Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Vampire
Pisces: Shapeshifter

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

shinga-tumblr:


simpaticonebula:

ironychan:

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Unless you’re fat like me.

FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE
YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS COSPLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
IF YOU HAVE TO MODIFY A COSTUME SO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WEARING IT, DO THAT! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE 100% EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER’S IF YOU ROCK IT LIKE THE GODDAMN CHAMP YOU ARE
AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR COSPLAYING YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL

The bolded bit there? I feel like that advice is beautiful for SO MANY SITUATIONS.

shinga-tumblr:

simpaticonebula:

ironychan:

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Unless you’re fat like me.

FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE

YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS COSPLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

IF YOU HAVE TO MODIFY A COSTUME SO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WEARING IT, DO THAT! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE 100% EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER’S IF YOU ROCK IT LIKE THE GODDAMN CHAMP YOU ARE

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR COSPLAYING YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL

The bolded bit there? I feel like that advice is beautiful for SO MANY SITUATIONS.

tyleroakley:

yes I do know

tyleroakley:

yes I do know

sheeran-diamandis:

r3d5t0n3:

lucasamen:

princessmarra1:

the-grinch-who-stole-your-girl:

amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

Get this to Tyler immediately

I love this!! I love this so much!! Get this to Tyler!!

tyleroakley
tyleroakley
TYLERRRRRRRRRRRR

@tyleroakley

BÆ DON’T YOU DARRREEE IGNORE US

bgib:

when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”


Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*